In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

Birthday Cookies

I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Gooey Cookies Creme Egg LIMITED EDITION
£4.00
sold out
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Cute but psycho
£8.50
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Anxiety
£8.00
Limited Availability
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One year closer to death card A5
£3.00
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Birthday Card A5
£3.00
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So fucking hot!
£7.50
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Boobies
£8.00
Limited Availability
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Don’t Fucking Care Bear
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Aging is for Wankers
£9.50
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
Add Custom Text
Shit, you're old
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Stay Weird
£8.50
sold out
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
Limited Availability
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You Croc
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Juicy Pussy Cookie
£8.00
Limited Availability
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That ass!
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
£4.00
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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OLD AF!
£6.50
Limited Availability
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One year closer...
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Gift Box
£5.00
Limited Availability
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
Limited Availability
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