OLD AF!

£6.50
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Congrats! You’re one year closer to stinking of piss.

Colour will be picked at random.

Best Before at least 3 Jan 2025. Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours.

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Price is per 1 cookie.

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Our cookies are made by hand and there may be small variations in design.

Ingredients: Flourbutter, sugar, egg, icing sugar, water, meringue powder (egg whites, cream of tartar), vanilla extract, almond flavouring, food colouring.

For allergens, see ingredients in bold. Made in a kitchen that handles nuts, eggs, diary and gluten.

Shipping (UK only)

Royal Mail Tracked24: £5

Please allow 24h for processing and 3-4 working days for delivery, longer during busy times, such as Valentine’s Day.

Orders placed after 5PM on Friday will be sent the following Monday.

BRAT
£4.50
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£8.00
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£9.00
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£8.50
Gift Box
£5.00
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