In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

Just Because

I’m not meant to live an uncomfortable life
£9.00
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"Wanna get stoned?" Jesus
£9.00
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Make me Creme
£6.50
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Lick Me Out
£6.50
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Thanks for putting up with my shit-dog
£8.50
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Cute but psycho
£8.50
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Anxiety
£8.00
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Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
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So fucking hot!
£7.50
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Boobies
£8.00
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That ass!
£8.00
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This dick is bananas!
£8.00
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Stay Weird
£8.50
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
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To Do List
£8.00
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Don’t Fucking Care Bear
£8.50
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
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To me, you’re TRASH
£9.00
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
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Pain in the arse
£6.00
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£9.50
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