In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe to buy cookies

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

COOKIES

Big Minge Energy
£9.00
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Single as fuck - PRE-ORDER
£4.50
Limited Availability
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Make me cum - PRE-ORDER
£4.50
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Choke me - PRE-ORDER
£4.50
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Fuck me hard - PRE-ORDER
£4.50
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Eat me out - PRE-ORDER
£4.50
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Let's Fuck - PRE-ORDER
£4.50
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Love U (large cookie) - PRE-ORDER
£9.00
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I'm the gift (large cookie) - PRE-ORDER
£9.50
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So fucking hot! - PRE-ORDER
£7.50
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Happy V day
£8.50
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Will you accept this rose? - PRE-ORDER
£8.00
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Make me wet - PRE-ORDER
£8.50
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Wine, Dine, 69 - PRE-ORDER
£9.00
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Stupid Cupid (large cookie) - PRE-ORDER
£9.00
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Sexy Time? (large cookie) - PRE-ORDER
£9.50
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Boobies - PRE-ORDER
£8.00
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#1 Dick (personalised) - PRE-ORDER
£8.50
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Personalised Polaroid Cookie
from £20.00
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Mystery Rude Cookies Bargain (short date or damaged)
£2.00
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BRAT
£4.00 £4.50
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To me, you’re TRASH
£9.00
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Aging is for Wankers
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
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To Do List
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£8.50
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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100% MILF
£8.50
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
Limited Availability
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Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
from £4.50
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OLD AF!
£6.50
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One year closer...
£8.50 £9.50
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Shit, you're old
£8.50
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That ass! - PRE-ORDER
£8.00
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Gift Box
£5.00
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CUSTOM FACE COOKIE
£70.00
Limited Availability
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