In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe to buy cookies

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

COOKIES

Personalised Polaroid Cookie
from £20.00
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Mystery Rude Cookies Bargain (short date)
£2.00
sold out
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Gay AF
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Not dead yet!
£9.50
sold out
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Nice beard
£7.00
Limited Availability
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BRAT
£4.50
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Pain in the arse
£7.00
sold out
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Ya wee cow
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Cute but psycho
£9.00
Limited Availability
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To me, you’re TRASH
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Don’t Fucking Care Bear
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Old Fart
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Ride That Dick
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Aging is for Wankers
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
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Lucky Cat
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Toaster Bath
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Anxiety Care Bear
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Physically Thicc Mentally Sick
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Last Hoedown
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Little Shit
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
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To Do List
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
Limited Availability
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MYSTERY BOX - 4 gooey cookies (£19 value)
£16.00
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Stay Weird
£8.50
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Mystery Box
£25.00
Limited Availability
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Wedding wankers
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Wedding bellends
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Fucking finally!
£7.00
Limited Availability
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You Croc
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
Limited Availability
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100% MILF
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Bitches get stitches
£8.00
sold out
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R.I.P Vagina
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Serving Cunt
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
Limited Availability
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
Limited Availability
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
from £4.50
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This dick is bananas!
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Cat Off
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Wed-DICKS.
£8.50
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OLD AF!
£6.50
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Shit, you're old
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Juicy Pussy Cookie
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Gift Box
£5.00
sold out
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CUSTOM FACE COOKIE
£70.00
Limited Availability
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