In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe to buy cookies

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

COOKIES

Le Tits Now PRE-ORDER
£8.00
sold out
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Bah Humbug
£5.00
sold out
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Jingle Balls PRE-ORDER
£5.00
sold out
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Naughty List
£5.00
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Hoe Hoe Hoe PRE-ORDER
£5.00
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Tinsel Tits
£5.00
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Festive AF PRE-ORDER
£5.00
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Meowy Fucking Xmas
£8.00
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Sit on My Lap
£8.50
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Merry Dickmas
£8.50
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Massive Dildo Present
£7.50
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Merry Kiss My Ass
£8.50
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Go Fuck YoursELF
£8.50
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Feelin' Grinchy PRE-ORDER
£8.00
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Blow My Nose
£8.00
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Miss Ginger (gingerbread flavour)
£8.50
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Rude Ginger (gingerbread flavour)
£7.50 £8.50
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Personalised Polaroid Cookie (delivery after New Year)
from £20.00
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Mystery Rude Cookies Bargain (short date or damaged)
£2.00
sold out
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BRAT
£4.00 £4.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Old Fart
£5.50 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Aging is for Wankers
£7.50 £9.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Personalised Retro Heart (delivery in January)
£11.00
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Last Hoedown
£3.00 £8.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
sold out
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
sold out
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Wedding wankers
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Wedding bellends
£4.00 £8.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Fucking finally!
£3.00 £7.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
sold out
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100% MILF
£8.50
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Bitches get stitches
£6.50 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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R.I.P Vagina
£5.00 £8.00
Limited Availability
sale
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
sold out
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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You’re the shit!
£7.00 £9.50
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
Limited Availability
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Wed-DICKS.
£4.00 £8.50
Limited Availability
sale
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OLD AF!
£6.50
Limited Availability
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One year closer...
£8.50 £9.50
Limited Availability
sale
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Shit, you're old
£8.50
sold out
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Gift Box
£5.00
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CUSTOM FACE COOKIE (delivery after New Year)
£70.00
Limited Availability
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