In Glasgow? Visit our Shawlands cafe!

We restock the cafe daily with different designs, there’s no need to pre-order!

We also have delicious locally roasted coffee, the best matcha from Japan and freshly baked stuffed cookies.

SOLD OUT? Sign up to the waitlist to be notified when the cookies are back in stock. You’ll find it on each product page

COOKIES

"Wanna get stoned?" Jesus
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Gooey Cookies Creme Egg LIMITED EDITION
£4.00
Limited Availability
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Lick Me Out
£6.50
sold out
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Make me Creme
£6.50
Limited Availability
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Have a cracking Easter
£6.00
Limited Availability
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Happy Easter Bunnies
£6.00
sold out
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Happy Fucking Easter
£6.00
sold out
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Thanks for putting up with my shit-dog
£8.50
sold out
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Cute but psycho
£8.50
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Til we’re ghosts
£8.50
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Anxiety
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Oh Fuck! You got married card A5
£3.00
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I want to KI__ you card A5
£3.00
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One year closer to death card A5
£3.00
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Birthday Card A5
£3.00
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Anniversary card A5
£3.00
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Pay It Forward Coffee
from £2.40
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So fucking hot!
£7.50
Limited Availability
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Boobies
£8.00
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Pain in the arse
£6.00
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To me, you’re TRASH
£9.00
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Don’t Fucking Care Bear
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Aging is for Wankers
£9.50
Limited Availability
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Personalised Retro Heart
£11.00
Limited Availability
Add Custom Text
Little Shit
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Eat a Dick
£7.00
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Specky Cunt
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Have a Shite Day
£5.00
Limited Availability
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BJ Voucher
£8.00
Limited Availability
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To Do List
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Play with My Pussy
£8.50
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I 🩷 the Boaby
£7.50
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Bitch You’re My Soulmate
£9.50
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Fuck Being Old
£9.50
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Dick bouquet
£9.00
Limited Availability
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Stay Weird
£8.50
sold out
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Wedding wankers
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Fucking finally!
£7.00
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You Croc
£7.50
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Baby Yoda
£9.50
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100% MILF
£8.50
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Bitches get stitches
£8.00
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R.I.P Vagina
£8.00
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Birthday Bitch
£8.50
Limited Availability
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Gift Card
from £10.00
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Feelin' Peachy
£7.50
sold out
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You’re the shit!
£9.50
Limited Availability
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I’m good with my hands…
£8.00
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Fuckhearts - various texts
£4.50
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Gooey Cookies Pick'n'Mix
£4.00
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This dick is bananas!
£8.00
Limited Availability
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Wed-DICKS.
£8.50
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OLD AF!
£6.50
Limited Availability
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One year closer...
£9.50
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Shit, you're old
£8.50
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Juicy Pussy Cookie
£8.00
Limited Availability
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That ass!
£8.00
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Gift Box
£5.00
Limited Availability
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