Shit, you're old

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Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours.

Best before: at least 2 May 2025

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Our cookies are made by hand so there may be small variations in design.

Ingredients: Flourbutter, sugar, egg, icing sugar, water, meringue powder (egg whites, cream of tartar), vanilla extract, almond flavouring, food colouring.

For allergens, see ingredients in bold. Made in a kitchen that handles nuts, eggs, diary and gluten.

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