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£8.50
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Fuck whatever occasion you’re buying this for!

Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours. Best before at least 16 Jan 2025

Cookies in the photo may appear smaller than they actually are - WE LIKE THEM BIG!

This one’s 6” high

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Our cookies are made by hand and there may be small variations in design.

Ingredients: Flourbutter, sugar, egg, icing sugar, water, meringue powder (egg whites, cream of tartar), vanilla extract, almond flavouring, food colouring.

For allergens, see ingredients in bold. Made in a kitchen that handles nuts, eggs, diary and gluten.

Shipping (UK only)

Royal Mail Tracked24: £5

Please allow 24h for processing and 3-4 working days for delivery, longer during busy times, such as Valentine’s Day.

Orders placed after 5PM on Friday will be sent the following Monday.

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