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Baby Cake - Personalised
£22.00

Perfect last minute mini cake, ideal for sharing with a couple of besties.

Simply choose the date you’d like to pick it up, colour and your text, we’ll do the rest.

Flavour: Vanilla + white chocolate + raspberry

Our baby cakes serve up to 4-5 people.

Please note cake collections are from our bakery in Morris Park and NOT the cafe in Shawlands!

Collection times are Tuesday-Friday between 12-4pm. Alternative times can also be arranged, please contact us to discuss before you place your order.

Crunchy Dubai Style Spread 300g tub (4 Flavours)
from £6.00

Everyone is raving about the Dubai Chocolate, but have you ever wished you could just get the inside of it in a tub?

NOW YOU CAN!

Introducing our Dubai Crunch Pots in our four signature flavours:

Pistachio (original)

Bueno (milky hazelnut)

Biscoff (accidentally vegan)

Milky Caramel (limited edition)

Spread on pastries, toast, pancakes, add to ice cream, porridge, or enjoy straight from the pot.

Each pot contains 300g of crunchy filling.

Store the same way you would peanut butter or nutella, in a cupboard not a the fridge. But we think you’ll probably eat it in one or two sittings ;)

Personalised Small Retro Round Cake (various colours)
£55.00

Size: Small serves 8-10 people.

All of our cakes can be customised with your colour, text and cherries or bows.

You can pick the flavour and collection date before you checkout.

Cakes are sold decorated as pictured. If you want a bespoke cake or a bigger size you need to fill out the Bespoke Cake enquiry form here.

Flavours:

So Vanilla - Vanilla sponge layered with white chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream and homemade strawberry jam

Raspberry Lemonade - Lemon sponge layered with lemon chocolate Swiss meringue buttercream and homemade raspberry jam

Kinder Bueno (contains nuts) - Vanilla sponge layered with Kinder bueno buttercream and bueno crunch

Happy Birthday You Cunt
£6.50

COLOURS MAY VARY Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours.

Best before: at least 8 Aug 2026

Add a gift box HERE!

Limited Availability
Birthday Bitch
£8.50

Cookies come heat sealed individually to lock in all the flavours.

Best before: at least 13 July 2026

Add a gift box HERE!

Limited Availability

HEY BITCHES!

We’re Magda and Aga, two besties running a rude cafe and bakery in Glasgow, Scotland.

We specialise in uncensored cookies and dreamy retro cakes. You can buy our cookies online or pop in to our rude cafe and grab a coffee or matcha alongside your cookie. We also sell our viral Dubai chocolate, crunch pots, gooey cookies, greeting cards and other rude things.

We’re open Wednesday to Sunday, you can find the times at the bottom of this page.

Don’t forget to visit our bathroom if you’re not a prude!

WHERE TO FIND US

Rude Cookies

28 Minard Rd, Shawlands
Glasgow
G41 2HN

Opening times ⏰

Mon-Tue: CLOSED

Wed-Fri: 11AM-6PM

Sat: 10AM-5PM

Sun: 11AM-5PM

No pre-order needed